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		<title>Thanks, But I Think I&#8217;ll Pass</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night at bedtime my son wanted to give me a kiss on the lips. He grabbed my face and dove in, lips pursed, a maniacal expression on his face. &#8220;No way!&#8221; I screeched in alarm, turning my face away and pinning down his octopus hands. &#8220;Why not, mommy?&#8221; He gave me his best Cute [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lost and Found</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 19:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After reading Mommy Confessions Michelle Wolfson’s lists of “Things I Could Do Before I Had Kids That I Can’t Do Now” and “Things I Can Do Now That I Couldn’t Do Before I Became a Mom”, I decided to take her up on her invitation and create my own. So here they are… Things I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Also Break His Toys For Kicks When He’s Not Looking</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[My son had his first legitimate beef with me last weekend. Don’t get me wrong, he has boldly proclaimed, “I’m mad”, when I’ve given him a timeout or told him he couldn’t watch TV, but this was the first time that he had a real case against me. My husband had taken him to his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where&#8217;s MY sticker?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 20:20:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’d really like a report card. I’d love a quarterly review. I’d do almost anything for a tiny bit of FEEDBACK. I just want someone with a little authority to tell me if I am, or if I am not, doing a good job as a mom. And my husband doesn&#8217;t count. As soon as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Keep Away, Grinch</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 20:17:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m aging and it’s happening faster than I expected. First it was subtle, like the increasingly obvious silence between me and my rotating batch of hairdressers whom I suddenly had nothing in common with. Where we used to exchange stories of our similar weekend adventures, my attempt at discussing the newest offering from Disney Channel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cramming</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 21:45:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On my nightstand sit two books – Twilight and Waiting for Birdy. One is the star-crossed romance between a vampire and a mortal; the other is a personal memoir of a “year of frantic tedium, neurotic angst, and the wild magic of growing a family”. (Book review on the latter to come soon.) Two vastly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Mom Song</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:18:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I absolutely love this song! It&#8217;s everything a mom says in a day condensed into 2 1/2 minutes and set to music (William Tell Overture). One phrase I find myself saying a lot lately is, &#8220;Because I said so.&#8221; I never thought I would resort to this conversation stopper. I always figured I&#8217;d explain lovingly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Angie Stole My Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 12:12:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think I&#8217;m becoming obsessed with Angelina Jolie. First off, she snagged the man I was supposed to marry: Brad Pitt. I settled on Brad after John F. Kennedy, Jr., died in a tragic plane accident. My second choice was George Clooney but then he turned into a misogynist kid-hater. So that&#8217;s how I ended [...]]]></description>
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